So I'm walking into Bed, Bath and Beyond (the Beyond is my favorite part) and there's this guy following his wife into the store with the usual whine, "do I HAVE to? Why can't I just wait in the car?"
So I gently walk up from behind and say, "Entering this store does not make you gay. Butt sex with men makes you gay."
I was pleasantly surprised at the shocked smile he presented me with and a quick, but nervous laugh.
"True," he said.
"Go stand in the knife section for a few minutes to get acclimated to the store," I offered and breezed in the other direction.
We crossed paths again a few minutes later as he was giving an opinion on a shower curtain: "I don't like that one."
"You're doin' just fine," I said as I placatingly patted his arm. "You're gonna be alright."
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